Wednesday, 10 August 2022

POLITICS: BOOK REVIEW: Dirty games of legislative saints

 

Book:           Tenants of the House Author:       Wale Okediran Publisher:   Nelson Publishers Limited, Ibadan Year:          2009 Reviewer:   Adjekpagbon Blessed Mudiaga

Award-winning writer, Wale Okediran’s sociopolitical satirical novel, "Tenants of the House," no doubt reveals the true nature of things that are going on in Nigeria's National House of Assembly. The book is rich with mixture of politics, romance and terrorism.  This requires urgent need of political, moral and educational renewal and rebirth if stakeholders in the polity are actually sincere in moving the country to greater heights.

The 306-page book made up of twenty-seven-chapter is loaded with intriguing base motives, do-or-die political philosophies and terrorist acts of some so-called law makers who can be better described as prostitutes and demons in saints clothing. The central character in the novel is Honourable Samuel Bakura who attempted to rectify many abnormalities he felt should not rear heads, let alone allowed to have field play on the floor of the Federal House of Representatives.  His efforts to sanitize the unbecoming attitude of some of his colleagues threw him into a series of unpalatable conflicts with them.

Writing from omnipresent (one person) point of view, the author, Okediran engages the reader in a James Bond-like detective and romantic exploration of scenes with microscopic details. He analyzes scenes with eloquent distillation. The opening chapter will certainly jolt a first time reader of the novel as it begins thus: I handled a gun for the first time, the day I saw one in Hon. Elizabeth Belo’s handbag. Lizzy and I, both representing Kaduna State, sat next close to each other in the chamber of the Federal House of Representatives. She had left her seat that day to converse with another member on the other side of the chamber and urgently needed a document from her handbag, so; she asked me to open the bag for her. My heart missed a beat. I swallowed hard. What? I thought; a gun here? You can never tell with women. But there it was, nestled comfortably in a crevice of Lizzy’s bag: no nonsense about it; it was the real thing: Honorable Bakura explains.

This is a true reflection of how various Nigerian politicians play politics. It is warfare. Only those who are daring most times have their say in moving motions, bills and bargains for the constituencies they represent. Imagine, Lizzy, a woman, carrying a gun in her handbag. As harmless as some ladies seems to look with their charming smiles, beautiful curvatures and enchanting nightingale’s voice, it is difficult to judge their 'internalities' from a distance or from mere assessment of their 'externalities.' This is perhaps what Okediran wants the reader to comprehend among other awful traits of female characters and human beings generally, throughout the novel.

If carrying a gun to such hallowed chamber is what could give Lizzy what she needed, then the definition of politics by Harold Lasswell who defined politics as a “system of who gets what, when and how,” has to be revisited. Does politics involve the use of dangerous arms and ammunition to cow co-house-members to submit to every demand made by others on the floor of the chamber? Is this the meaning of the “how” Lasswell imply in his description of politics? It is therefore, not surprising that Bakura was unable to sleep as he tossed and turned in bed recollecting the episode of the gun when he got home that night. No wonder there are still many unsolved mysteries of perceived political killings of some notable personalities in Nigeria from 1999 to date, such as the true killers of Engineer Funso Williams, former Justice Minister, Chief Bola Ige and a host of others, yet to be discovered.

The business of impeaching ‘Speakers’ of the chamber seems to be very important and lucrative to majority of the members instead of addressing issues that concern the electorate in various constituencies they represent. Precious time is wasted on frivolities while money exchanges hands in a do-or-die-greed syndrome of sharing “fertizer” (money), clearly captured in a market-women-quarrelling-style as the Wenike group and the Speaker’s group engaged each other in verbal caterwauls on the chamber’s floor.

Furthermore, still waxing explosively and unpretentiously like James Baldwin’s "Go Tell It On The Mountain," Okediran leaves no stone unturned as he enthralls the reader with some mischievous things some female politicians do with their bodies to win rival members to their camp. The salacious tendencies and coquettish scheming of Lizzy to win Bakura and some male members to her political camp, reminds the reader of Mrs. Duta with similar traits in Victor Okechukwu Anyaegbuna’s novel entitled "Unrequited Love." One of the fundamental issues Okediran uses the novel to highlight is the role being played by security agents such as the State Security Service and the Police in carrying out illegalities by politicians at different levels of government.  Among other issues raised through the intricate but smooth transitional plots of the story is that of uneducated, half-educated and educated-illiterates who find their ways into the National Assembly as learned members of the chambers.

Cases of certificate forgery as represented by “Torontoism” and “Chicagoism” in the past, comes to the fore in the portion where Bakura states that, “As the Speaker’s words came back to me, I started thinking deeply of my burden as a Honourable Member of the House of Representatives. Yes, the Speaker was right. Of all the members in the Wenike group, I was about the best educated. Who of our group knew about Clausewitz? Or Plato? Or Socrates? Education and political gangsterism do not go well together. And instead of my current alignment with political gangsterism, I should use my education and experience as a lawyer in a more positive way: promoting bills and policies, which would move the nation forward.”

The repercussion of accepting illegal money and having sexual relationship with dangerous political prostitutes aptly represented by Lizzy, a member of the chamber, is a clear warning to God-fearing individuals not to accept any of such Greek gifts, in order to save their integrity and serve their constituencies interest. Such suspenseful scenarios are the hallmark of Okediran’s systematic punctuations of intriguing political and romantic maneuvering style of writing. This makes the book a reader’s collection in the conglomerate of best sellers in the world. The author writes and paints sceneries in a James Hardly Chase investigative style that captivates the reader’s attention like iron to magnet.

Sociologically, the author also throws up what is called “Cultural Shock,” when Samuel Bakura fell in love with a pretty Fulani girl, Batejo. This aspect of the book depicts the saying “There are different strokes for different folks,” which also serves as a reminder of Cyprian Ekensi’s novel titled "The Burning Grass," where such Fulani marriage test also feature. It was the Sharo (flogging ceremony) Bakura failed to win and made him unable to marry Betejo, in Okediran’s "Tenants of the House." However, Bakura’s efforts to win his rival, Gidado in the competition for Batejo’s hand for marriage further remind the reader of Promise Okekwe’s poems titled "Pride" and "Waiting In The Cloud' in her collection titled "Naked Among these Hills." 

Okediran, the author, served as Member of the Federal House of Representatives, Abuja between 2003 and 2007.  He is a medical doctor by profession, before he joined politics.  In 1990, his poem, "Call to Worship," won a book prize of the American Poetry Association contest. His novel, 'The Rescue of Uncle Babs," won the 1998 ANA Prize for Children’s Literature while his book, 'Dreams Die at Twilight," was adjudged one of the 25 best books of the last 25 years in Nigeria by Spectrum Books Limited.  He has won several other awards. "Tenants of the House," is a joint winner of Wole Soyinka's prize for Literature in Africa. Therefore, the book is a good reading material for all neophyte politicians occupying any State House of Assembly and the Nigeria National Assembly. It is also recommended for the general public for the understanding of many hidden secrets going on in the corridors of power.

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Tuesday, 9 August 2022

BREAKING NEWS: ANA Ebonyi State member, Mr. Martins Uka declared wanted by Police

 


Written by Blessed Adjekpagbon

Mr. Martins Uka, a member of the Association of Nigerian Authors (ANA), Ebonyi chapter is said to be on the run after issuing a dude cheque to a money lending outfit and allegedly also tried to illegally sell the duplex of an ANA Abuja member in Wuse Zone 6, Abuja FCT, Nigeria.

According to information received by Bulkybon News; the suspect (Martins) who parades himself as a prince, issued a dude cheque of N8.4 million  to one Mr. Daniel Ageva, who runs a money - lending company known as Dan - Age Global Services Limited, located at #60, Lome Street, Wuse Zone 7, Abuja FCT. 

The cheque was said to have bounced and Martins approached a member of ANA Abuja, (name withheld) who owns a duplex, to stand as guarantor for him to collect a loan of N6 million. 

As a familiar member (Martins) of ANA Ebonyi chapter, the duplex owner innocently obliged to stand as a guarantor for the suspect to collect a loan of N6 million, without knowing that it was a setup to rob him of his lifelong property. 

The guarantor only realized the setup when things went awry as he was later continuously embarrassed by strange people coming to inspect his house allegedly put up for sale by him. It was then the plan of Martins and Ageva's connivance to illegally sell his house was blown open. The duplex owner then understood that he had been tricked into signing a document that was hitherto simultaneously presented to him by the company's owner and the suspect (Martins) as a guarantor's form for a N6 million loan to be given to the suspect. The supposedly guarantor's form turned out to be a contract agreement claiming that the house owner has sold his duplex for N6 million. 

When asked whether he read the contents of the document before signing it, the guarantor (house owner) who is an advanced retired civil servant said, "l was not with my glasses when Martins came to my house with two gentlemen who identified themselves as Mr. Christian Gideon and Mr. Benjamin Nwankwo, on the 20th of April, 2022.  Then, Martins said l should hastily follow them to a financier who wants to give him a loan for his political plan to contest for the seat of Afikpo South / Afikpo North Federal Constituency of Ebonyi State, to become a member of the Federal House of Representatives at the National Assembly through the forthcoming 2023 elections. 

"I obliged to sign as a guarantor because l had known him as a member of ANA Ebonyi State chapter for some years, and also thought he was a reputable man because he always put up in my house whenever he came to Abuja.

"Moreover, l was glad that the presence of another ANA member in the National Assembly will be a thing of prestige for the members of the writers association if he wins the seat he claimed he wants to vie for. I was convinced because he had earlier shared to me through whatsapp, some designs of his pictures as a candidate of one of the political parties in Nigeria, vying to become a member of the national assembly.

"So, without reading the voluminous contents; on trust, l signed all the portions l was directed to sign at Mr. Ageva's office by one Barr. Nwadike E.K and Co, while believing that l was signing a guarantor's form for the loan Martins wanted to collect. It was when their dubious plan later blew open that l discovered that he had earlier presented a cheque of N8.4 million to Ageva, which bounced. 

"I was further shocked when l discovered that the cheque leaflet was stolen from my cheque booklet and written by Martins. He must have perpetrated the act of stealing the leaflet during one of his visits and long stay in my house for days."

However, the issue was later reported at a police station in Abuja. In the process of investigation, it was discovered that both the company's owner and  the ANA Ebonyi suspect had connived and probably hypnotised the duplex owner to sign a document claiming that he has sold his house whose value is presently estimated to be worth over a billion naira, for a paltry sum of N6 million that he neither applied for nor collected. Thereafter, Ageva was arrested but later released on bail.

This news platform also gathered that all attempts made by police to call Martins to hear his own side of the issue, has been in vain as he is said to have blankly refused to answer telephone calls of the retiree and police. Martins mobile numbers forwarded to Bulkybon News are stated thus: +2348037044693 and +2347056122968. 

Any information about his whereabout should be kindly forwarded to these numbers: +2348091087559 and +2347080354486.

When contacted through the phone number 08037044693, a male voice who answered it hesitated when asked if he was Martins and then cut the line. Other attempts on the phone line met with an engaged tone.

 

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Saturday, 30 July 2022

Journalism made easier by GSM

 

Title:           GSM as a Tool for News Reporting in Nigeria

Author:       Tayo Popoola

Publisher:   NUT Lagos Council / Corporate Lifters International

Year Published:  2011

 

The second edition of Tayo Popoola’s book entitled GSM as a Tool for News Reporting in Nigeria, is quite voluminous and well updated than the first edition published in 2003. The first edition has a total of 72 pages but the second edition is made up of 163 pages.

There are several other areas of differences between the first and second edition which makes the second edition far better than the former. While the former contains seven chapters, the latter has eleven chapters. Chapter one of the first edition discusses topical issues such as, What is News? Components of News, while the same chapter in the second edition deals with: What is News? Types of News, News value, and exercises, coupled with two blank pages in notebook format at the end, for students to demonstrate a concise news writing skill. Chapter two deals entirely with use of GSM for Political Reporting. The use of GSM for political reporting is not extensively discussed in the first edition.

The notable difference between the topics in chapter three of the former and later editions is in the areas of types of beats, covering a beat and basic tips of covering a beat contained in the second editions in addition to other topics treated in the first edition. The first edition’s Chapter Four focus on only common errors in News writing, but the same chapter in the latest edition is based on News sources. Very minimal typographical errors were noted in the book such as in the area of the international serial book number differences between the one stated at roman numeral page two and that on the blurb cover. This needs to be corrected before re-impression next time. Notwithstanding, the second edition of GSM as a Tool for News Reporting in Nigeria, has further bring to the fore Popoola’s restless researches on how to improve the standards of intellectual and academic development of students through updating study text from time to time in line with latest discoveries in information sourcing, gathering, writing and reporting in the fourth estate of the realm, for the benefit of society. The book is very good for students, lecturers and journalists. 

The author is among the crop of lecturers' who makes the Department of Mass Communication, University of Lagos, a United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization’s (UNESCO) recognized best centre for journalism training in Africa. Popoola holds a first degree in Political Science, Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) as well as M.Sc in Mass Communication of the University of Lagos. His Ph.D area of specialization is political communication. He was at various times, Staff Writer, Political Correspondent; Political Editor, Deputy News Editor, News Editor, and Editor during his professional career in the field of journalism. Some of the print media houses he worked with between 1984 and 2001 include the following: Vanguard, Punch, Daily Times, Champion, Post Express, Lagos Horizon, Tempo, etc., to mention a few.

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